Water Pun Enthusiast Gifts

Unbottled water is for sale next to bottled water in supermarket aisle.

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

'It's a snow mobile.'

Wino Appreciation Group

"Why do humming birds hum? Because they don't know the lyrics."

"Everybody out of the water! Lawyer!"

"There weren't any more clown fishes at the pet shop, so they got me - a jester fish."

Doctor to Pinocchio: 'I'm referring you to a tree surgeon.'

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

"No conifering, please."

Fish-losophy

The boat anchor which reaches the bottom of the world

Hunting the elusive balloon whale.

Fish in school to other fish: 'I did well in marine biology today - it was an open-brook test.'

Hopkins!?!

"I love your short-hand. It looks just like a page of wriggly worms!"

"She's my sole mate."

"It's a chatter bait."

I've got to wash my hair. If you don't get out of the shower, Twig, I'm going to�Going to what little brother whose parents don't know he cut school for a day? Going to wear a hat. Ah! The cap in "cap and trade."

Barnacles Rock Barnacles in the form of farm Barns.

"Just because you’re a right whale doesn’t mean you’re always right!"

Goodminton!

'You put a call into the pen?'

Whale with a fish eye.

'Please calm down, Mam. I'm aware of the situation, and I'm doing everything I possibly can.'

A leak of plumbers

"Don't bother trying to catch him son.He's a 175 brake horse power....."

"He sits on the bench in his job too. He's a judge."

Safety Record: 452 Days without a Drowned Rat.

'Sure it's a troll-we were trolling weren't we?'

Camel

"Hang on a minute...That's not regular fish food...That's ECZEMA!"

'Just out of curiosity, sir, let's try Moses' Plumbing.'

"OMG! Contains Iron, Zinc, Aluminum, Copper and Absestos!"

Fishing Lake.