Water Plant Manager Mugs

'If you drink up, there will be plenty more where that came from.'

Pipe Dream.

A Hole in the Dike

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

Water company bonus.

"It's trickle down."

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

In the future, wars will be fought over water.

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

An argument between a passenger and a train porter.

Metropolitan Prize Puzzles.

Man takes sandwiches left beneath a 'please take one' sign

Sellafield Nuclear Power plant being run by Homer Simpson

"It's times like this I wish I was ore than just an armchair plumber."

"Well, the drought is over."

Coal Liquefaction Plant...Liquefied Coal Gasification Plant

Plumbing Company Executive

'There will be no editorial from our Station Manager tonight, because he's still in jail from his last editorial.'

Septic Fields Forever.

'Well actually, I'm a plumber!'

Water Feature 2006.

The Source of the Thames...

"Hey, who died and gave you the right to determine my water rights?"

Official in flooded office says: 'A decision on lifting the hosepipe ban will be made in due course.'

Red Tulip N-Power Plant

"The next downtown local train has entered a rift in the space-time continuum, and will arrive in 3027."

'...And that's tonight's news. Now, here's our Station Manager with another one of his outrageously wrongheaded editorials....'

Sewage Farm, "Bloody Hell, Crap Circles."

"With all the EU paperwork coming out I thought we'd locate here."

"What a beautiful day."

''Go with the flow' may be a bad way to put it.'

'As station manager, I'd like to apologize to any morons our t.v. editorial may have offended.'

'There will be no editorial from our Station Manager tonight, because he's still in jail from his last editorial.'

Water Department Flood