Water Joke Lover Mugs

Hopkins!?!

Camel

Leak in the fish tank.

"Thanks for calling it skinnydipping."

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

Shark food pyramid.

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

Summer Sketches - The 4-sous baths

“I’ve always wanted to learn to swim, but it’s never been more than thirty minutes since my last meal.”

"I told you not to hold your breath when comping up!"

"How long can you stay out here before your toes wrinkle?"

'Why should I look forward to the weekend? Rake leaves, clean out the gutters, mend the fence, wash the car...'

"You're goin' up the river, Sammy."

Water skier being attacked by giant fish.

Maybe yuou simply have too many omega 3 fatty acids

'I'm too small for my age: I keep being rejected...'

"She's sinking alright, Captain. Even the rats are wearing life jackets!"

"Fear of getting caught is understandable, but I think your fear of water requires pharmaceutical intervention."

Florida Wildlife - Noodle Fish Special

''Why, I feel as light as a feather,' thought Shirley, 'I don't think I'll go on that diet, after all!'

Whale Pattern Balding

Jack and Jill

'Next time, we set up camp during high tide.'

Pool lovers

'I'll be glad when you get your roof fixed.'

"She's definitely had work done on her tail."

"See ya, lefty! Sleep with the humans!"

"Yeah, its warm..."

"Excuse me....water!!"

'No - I'm not on the tube, I'm in a tube.'