Water Joke Lover Mugs

Hopkins!?!

Camel

Leak in the fish tank.

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

"Thanks for calling it skinnydipping."

Shark food pyramid.

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

"I told you not to hold your breath when comping up!"

“I’ve always wanted to learn to swim, but it’s never been more than thirty minutes since my last meal.”

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

Summer Sketches - The 4-sous baths

'Why should I look forward to the weekend? Rake leaves, clean out the gutters, mend the fence, wash the car...'

"How long can you stay out here before your toes wrinkle?"

Water skier being attacked by giant fish.

"You're goin' up the river, Sammy."

Maybe yuou simply have too many omega 3 fatty acids

'I'm too small for my age: I keep being rejected...'

"Fear of getting caught is understandable, but I think your fear of water requires pharmaceutical intervention."

"She's sinking alright, Captain. Even the rats are wearing life jackets!"

''Why, I feel as light as a feather,' thought Shirley, 'I don't think I'll go on that diet, after all!'

'Next time, we set up camp during high tide.'

Jack and Jill

Florida Wildlife - Noodle Fish Special

Whale Pattern Balding

Pool lovers

The evolution of synchronizes swimmers.

'I'll be glad when you get your roof fixed.'

"She's definitely had work done on her tail."

On Holiday

"Yeah, its warm..."

Fish "Hey Kid, got a light?"