Water Job Wunder Prints

Water Department.

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

Business meeting, CEO is dressed strangely as he asks: 'Any questions?'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

Water company bonus.

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

'You can't come in here with that.'

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

'You are doing it wrong.'

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

"Can't wait to see the look on his face when we put these back on the tree."

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

Water shortage and waste due to leaks

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

"What a magnificent display of fall foliage – a blessing to behold." "*!#@!%* leaves!..."

'Boat Launch'

Wet weather footwear - shoes that are shaped like boats.

"That's one hole filled, only about three or four more to go."

"I'm taking back control of my borders!!"

"Billy? He told me he was going to help you rake leaves."

Miss Jones, get me another eyebrow.

"Sparkling, Still, or Gushing?"

Physicists at the Fourth Grotschlov Conference assembled to determine once and for all if light is a wave or a particle.

The Water Diviner

"In space, there is no sound. Except those - we can still hear those @#%* things."

Young Jesus learning to walk on water with waterwings around his ankles.

"Wow nice jump!"

'You really ought to consider putting in Astro Turf, Myers.'

'We're de-salting water?'