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'Make it quick. I'm running outta ammo.'

Great, a squirt tank

"Pay attention! This is important!"

"If you dump me Mary, I swear I'll pull the trigger."

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

Happy holidays for kids.

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

The Perfect Cannonball

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

Wrong leadership.

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

"You overwatered the plant, again."

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of dealing with emergency plumbing problems are the hardest.'

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

The waterslides are fun, but the water seesaw, not so much.

'Doris,do you realize you are destroying a perfectly happy marriage?'

Save the river.

The very popular sport of White Water Grafting (competitors grafting branches to trees while fighting water rapids).

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

"Well, we could just tell everyone we have an indoor pool!"

"I'm addicted to water."

'But, Mom - I am watering the garden just like you told me!'

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

Ski Surfing

'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!'

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up way out here!"

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

"There! Now let's hear no more noise about wanting a glass of water!"

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.