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'Make it quick. I'm running outta ammo.'

"Pay attention! This is important!"

"If you dump me Mary, I swear I'll pull the trigger."

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

Happy holidays for kids.

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

The Perfect Cannonball

Wrong leadership.

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

"You overwatered the plant, again."

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of dealing with emergency plumbing problems are the hardest.'

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

Save the river.

'Doris,do you realize you are destroying a perfectly happy marriage?'

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

The very popular sport of White Water Grafting (competitors grafting branches to trees while fighting water rapids).

"Well, we could just tell everyone we have an indoor pool!"

'But, Mom - I am watering the garden just like you told me!'

'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!'

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up way out here!"

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

"I'm addicted to water."

Ski Surfing

"There! Now let's hear no more noise about wanting a glass of water!"

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

'But I thought this pond was bottomless.'

"It has come to my attention, Collins, that you are hydrating on company time."