Water Fountain Collector Mugs

'They gave me this new cubicle with my own water fountain, treadmill, lunch dish... hey, wait a minute!'

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

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Bottletrees.

Wine taster with mineral water

"Your shout!"

Polo player on an inflatable horse.

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

Wine of the Day Club

Love wine

"I like fountains very much!"

Wine

'He's been shot!'

Indian snake charmer charms a snake.

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

'Just one more and this puppy is headed for another bar.'

Aberdeen Smoking the Pipe of Peace - Aberdeen and France at War with Russia

'Red for me, please.'

"To toast!"

Make your own bottled water.

"Thanks Moses, but I prefer my water bottled."

'Hello, please take care of my ship in a bottle.'

"Wine not?"

Wine: New and Old.

"Standing on one leg is easier than on two, but this far more relaxing."

Make it look like an accident.

'To be honest, I'm sorry I ever asked him for a water feature. . .'

3 Bottle Banks - Clear, coloured and rum bottles.

"Your new book, 'Help - My Head's Caught in a Pipe,' has been called by some to be semi-autobiographical. Can you comment on these rumors?"

Maple syrup and milk collection.