Water Feature Visionaries Prints

"Should I fix it or should I call it a water feature?"

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

School holidays

'...and this is the water garden...'

'Straight on, you can't miss it.'

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

"Vernon likes an element of danger in a water feature..."

'Looks like this part of the beach has been claimed.'

"I like fountains very much!"

"I think we should give day camp a chance, Adrian. Let's not become prisoners of our own dogma."

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

"Hey Kevin! Care to enter the office football pool?"

'Steroids.'

The New Normal

"... But, Derek. The travel agent told us not to drink the water!"

'We're being offered a two-week vacation on a tropical island.'

"Government requires that we lower the bar."

'The food's lousy! The water's too cold! The pond needs cleaning! You should feed us more often!'

'It shrunk!'

Master Plumber

'There's nothing to beat a real seaside holiday is there?'

'Why not put it in position first then fill it with water?'

Venice Emergency Plumbing Service

"Apparently, the local river police have been forced to make considerable cutbacks."

"This tastes almost as good as bottled water."

'The advantage of an electric eel is that it provides it's own power for its aerator.'

"We're after a remote, unexplored, 'off-the-beaten-track' location with decent wi-fi?"

The beach was lovely - but you had to go through Hell to get there.

"Ogg is into high-def cave art."

'Would you like you water from the Indian or the Chinese side of the Himalayas?'

Fish Friendships.

"We want a good selection of shops,restaurants and activities, but no tourists!"

'I think there's something wrong with the water feature, Gerald.'

Two water towers, 'HOT, COLD'.