Water Feature Aficionado Mugs

Water Gardening: A fountain is certain to provide endless delight.

Pipe Dream.

Bring your own inflatable.

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

Lifesaver!

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

Fire hydrant with regular or sparkling water

'...and this is the water garden...'

"Vernon likes an element of danger in a water feature..."

Water Slide

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

A family playing in the sea

Making fun of Starfish.

"It's right here in the brochure: 'Be sure to tip your fishing guide.'"

"I like fountains very much!"

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

Children playing around a water pump

Water-works.

Freddie's water

Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.

Swimming Champion.

'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'

"I was so shy I hid to sound her out. When the echo came back, she sounded really good looking, and the rest, is history..."

"Gladys, look! My kids made me a card for Mother's Day!"

"If you drink eight glasses of water every day, you'll due fully hydrated."

Spring Water

'Not that sort of pool party.'

'Oh grow up !' (Child annoying old couple drinking from fountain of youth).

'I decided not to bring the boat today.'

'Charity sends her thanks!'

'And what seems to be wrong with the sprayer, sir?'

'Water? Still? Sparkling? Mountain? Hill? Bottle? Tap? Warm? Cold? Ice? Lemon?'