Water Drinking Mugs

Man drinking lots of water

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

On holiday.

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

Selling lemon latt�

Yoga for Alcoholics

Bacchus.

'No ice.'

Cat Nip.

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

Party Animals.

'Steak Ted?'

"Now I really hate poetry."