Water Dousing Mugs

'I'll do anything to find water in this drought.'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Watering Money

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

'You can't come in here with that.'

'You are doing it wrong.'

Crop duster wanted.

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

'We'll talk later, Ed, but for now we have a quick and dirty solution to your objections.'

Man ready to throw water over people in the Tunnel of Love.

"Somebody in Boise needs my help. Run a credit check."

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

Tunnel of love waterfall

Children playing around a water pump

'These drinks have been watered down.'

"The inflatable pool is a harsh mistress."

'Oh grow up !' (Child annoying old couple drinking from fountain of youth).

"You've still got, like, a solid eight inches."

The Water Diviner

'I don't know why you waste your time with that watering can. The hose is much quicker.'

Young Jesus learning to walk on water with waterwings around his ankles.

In a shrewd business move, Hell enters the family amusement park industry.

"Why is this called a wading pool?"

"Wow nice jump!"

'Synchronised swimming.'

'Great. You found my septic tank.'

"Dropping a spoon means a beautiful woman will visit soon."

"Ignore that sign. It's okay."

'What I miss most is running through the sprinkler.'

"Your dung is a bit dry, but otherwise healthy..."

Water Department.

Candidates for Water Divining

'He doesn't use drinking fountains. He can't swim.'

"Al, I've fought the good fight and now I'm ready to drink the good drink."