Water Dousing Mugs

'I'll do anything to find water in this drought.'

Watering Money

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

'You can't come in here with that.'

'You are doing it wrong.'

Crop duster wanted.

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

Man ready to throw water over people in the Tunnel of Love.

'We'll talk later, Ed, but for now we have a quick and dirty solution to your objections.'

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

"Somebody in Boise needs my help. Run a credit check."

Tunnel of love waterfall

Children playing around a water pump

'These drinks have been watered down.'

"The inflatable pool is a harsh mistress."

"You've still got, like, a solid eight inches."

'Oh grow up !' (Child annoying old couple drinking from fountain of youth).

The Water Diviner

'I don't know why you waste your time with that watering can. The hose is much quicker.'

Young Jesus learning to walk on water with waterwings around his ankles.

In a shrewd business move, Hell enters the family amusement park industry.

"Why is this called a wading pool?"

"Wow nice jump!"

'Great. You found my septic tank.'

'Synchronised swimming.'

"Ignore that sign. It's okay."

"Dropping a spoon means a beautiful woman will visit soon."

Water Department.

"Your dung is a bit dry, but otherwise healthy..."

'What I miss most is running through the sprinkler.'

Candidates for Water Divining

Mythology Amusement Park. It's closing time, but some of the customers won't leave. Closing time 6PM. Narcussus in still in the hall of mirrors. Poseidon won't get off the waterslide. And Aphrodite is in the tunnel of love. Let's get Zeus to help us. They have to do whatever he says, he's the god of the sky! Not anymore --- He's riding the parachute jump!

'He doesn't use drinking fountains. He can't swim.'