Water Debate Aficionado Mugs

"Lets stop arguing about the pool. We'll divide it in half and stay on our half."

Bring your own inflatable.

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

Lifesaver!

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

A family playing in the sea

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

Bigot Spigot

Freddie's water

Children playing around a water pump

Abdullah Debate

Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.

Swimming Champion.

'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'

'Ptuwah! This is tap water!'

At Michawl Phelps' baptism.

Robin Day.

'I managed to crack a smile during the first 15-minures but the last 45-minutres were a bust!

If Bush Had Told Us the Truth After 9/11

"If you drink eight glasses of water every day, you'll due fully hydrated."

Sonny Bono - Singer/US Congressman.

Spring Water

Theresa May

'I decided not to bring the boat today.'

'Charity sends her thanks!'

"I be feelin' a mighty hot wind..."

'Do you suppose we might qualify for asylum in Holland?'

'And what seems to be wrong with the sprayer, sir?'

"Perhaps you should focus your message less on the economy and more on little shiny things."

'Water? Still? Sparkling? Mountain? Hill? Bottle? Tap? Warm? Cold? Ice? Lemon?'

"WHatever happened to mutual cooperation for the good of the country?"

Blood on their Hands

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