Water Cooler Political Strategist Prints

The free and sovereign republic of the ninth floor.

The president's men

"What was I thinking?!"

Israel/Palestine Conflict

Tariff Wars

"Bill's a little upset. The boss just chewed him out."

The Greek Trampoline

"Everyone, please welcome our new VP of being promoted and paid lots more than you for no apparent reason!"

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

"The corner ledge is reserved for senior management."

Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

Trump Will Protect Obama's Legacy

Guess which "squeaky wheel" got another raise.

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'

'That's correct Shaun. The government is comprised of 5 branches...the executive, legislative, judicial, lobbyist and media.'

"Keep up the good work, whatever it is, whoever you are."

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

"When you're nailing the numbers, they don't ask questions."

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

'I have an MBA, but I've never MBAed.'

"Being my own boss sounds fun but I wouldn't be able to motivate myself."

"Hold everything! I just thought up a terrific loophole!"

'Miss Fogarty, I'm not having any fun.'

"Well, it could be the rising tide of consumer indifference to our company's latest product, or it might be the sink in the men's bathroom acting up again. We're still not sure."

We Used to Build Things

"Most of us get around the company motto by saying 'No can do' instead!"

"Can you put more nudity in this?"

"As your attorney, I advise you to assign blame, question motives, attack the media, THEN send your steak back to the kitchen."

Stephen Harper Soliliquizes

"We've stared at the election map for so long it's become a Magic Eye poster."

'When I called her a witch, I had no idea...'

CONGRESS, 'It was a really tight race this time -- I had to use some of my campaign contributions for CAMPAIGNING!'

Impotent Democracy

Ah Democracy - Just Like Home