Water Company Official T-Shirts

Official in flooded office says: 'A decision on lifting the hosepipe ban will be made in due course.'

Pipe Dream.

A Hole in the Dike

Water company bonus.

"It's trickle down."

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

In the future, wars will be fought over water.

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

EXXON EXTINCTION

Water shortage and waste due to leaks

Getting Closer

Solution to chuckholes...and have fun, too!

"Well, the drought is over."

Plumbing Company Executive

Septic Fields Forever.

Water Feature 2006.

"Hey, who died and gave you the right to determine my water rights?"

'Well actually, I'm a plumber!'

The Source of the Thames...

"I'm convinced ... we have PCB's, DDT's and mercury our streams!"

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

Sewage Farm, "Bloody Hell, Crap Circles."

"What a beautiful day."

"Sure it's pure. Not as pure as what we supply to high-tech industry, but pure enough to drink."

Water Department Flood

Water needs filtration.

Swimmers sewage warning

"How do you stop this bloody thing?"

In the future, wars will be fought over water

'There! That should make sure they don't do it again.'

Child's 'bottled water' stand.

Water Department.

"We have to discover who's dumping clean water into our sewage."

California drought decree