Water Company Employee Prints

'Water has become so scarce, we've had to dilute it...!'

"What a beautiful day."

Hosepipe ban - Sailor's Hornpipe

Sewage Leaks

Water company bonus.

Sewage poisoning rivers

Swimmers sewage warning

Todays Sewage Tables

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

"It's trickle down."

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

Water shortage and waste due to leaks

Electricity Bills

"Well, the drought is over."

'Hello, is that Dugdame and Son's, the plumber?'

Plumbing Company Executive

'Well actually, I'm a plumber!'

Official in flooded office says: 'A decision on lifting the hosepipe ban will be made in due course.'

Power company desk boxes: 'Direct...alternating'.

Water Department Flood

Confound it - doesn't anybody want to taste it?

Water Department.

'We need a bigger ramp up on those - it's still too steep to climb and count!'

'If you drink up, there will be plenty more where that came from.'

Energy providers go bust

Candle company meeting - 'The good news is we make record sales every time there's a blackout.'

'Dear Home Owner, If you do not pay your overdue water bill immediately, we will be forced to discontinue your service. Cordially, The Water Department.'

"Our policy is to not give a s**t."

You should live within your means like I do, Henderson.

Your Private Water Company: Gone Flushing

"Look out - more UK Water statistics!"

Lovely, here comes some windfall profits.

"The local water and electric companies merged today, shocking investors."

Please DO NOT FOUL THE BEACH....(Unless you are a private water company...)