Watching World Cup Mugs

Holland Orange Soccer Lion.

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

"It's World Cup Soccer, Tia Carmen. The U.S. vs England."

'I hate bloody football! It's just a bunch of over-rated, overpaid nancy boys kicking a b-' - 'Genuine football fans may leave work early to avoid missing the start of important World Cup fixtures.' - 'C'mon England!'

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

Captive Audience at the World Cup.

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

A woman watches football on her computer.

'Call 911! He watched 12 straight hours of football without training adequately.'

The commentators want to run the officials...

Who are the most important people at the World Cup?

'He gets confused switching channels between the World series and NFL games.'

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

Light RELIEF for England . . . PHEW!

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

The Rugby Throw Up.

Olympics create interest in curling.

"What time is it?" "Half past World Cup."

'I'm dreading the World Cup . . .'

'Delusions are a common symptom of World Cup fever.'

Football Planet

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

Red Card - Gold Card.

"He's in training for the World Cup."

"Vuuuuuuuuuuu!"

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

'We're in a hurry.'

World Cup Fan.