Watching Westerns Pillows

'Look at that crazy cowboy, Butch, he's talking to his horse!'

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

"Watch yourself, stranger. I've got an itchy trigger finger."

'Bugler! Sound retreat!' 'Let's get the hell out of here!'

"You'll have to excuse me. Horses bring on my hayfever."

'OK you varmits, I'm looking for some freak called Colossal Bob...'

'Look! Fat George must be back in town!'

Pistol Packin' Yahoo

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

"It's an adult western - the sidekick is a woman!"

Lorne Greene

'Kemosabe, I'm not your sidekick just because of some quota, am I'

'Anyone here answer to the name 'The Eldorado Kid'?'

'I'd like a word with you about your 'faithful' Indian companion!'

'Don't stick 'em up!'

Out To Lynch

"No warning, Trigger!"

"Reckon you oughta get the doc to prescribe a cream for that itchy trigger finger of yours, Ringo."

"Billy the kiddy!"

"You do know 'high noon' isn't until June."

Billy the Kid/ Billy the Kidder

They knew it was just a matter of time before he spilled the beans.

"Hang on, I think they're just aiming for our hats."

'Well, see you later -- don't lurk too hard.'

"Whoever said you can drive a horse to water, but you can't make him drink? (hiccup)

"Here comes 'Mean Mom' everybody! Sit up straight, don't slurp your whiskey and for god's sake, make sure you're wearing clean underwear!"

'I counted six shots! Rush him before he can reload!'

'Can you pick me up? I'm fine - my vehicle's drunk.'

'I ain't grinnin' at you, stranger- it's this damn moustache!'

'I've got my eye on you.'

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

'Oh my God! It's Billy the Squid...!'

"Doc...Tell Maw that I died with my booties on!"

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

Lassoing Office Chairs