Watching Mafia Dramas Pillows

Organised Crime - Checklist - Rifles, Pistols, Missiles...

Joan Hickson

Slow Night

Next camera crew 5 mins

'Do you expect the jury to believe that? And, more importantly, do you expect the viewers of the eventual TV movie of this trial to believe it?'

Miami Mice

"Okay so which one stole your cereal?"

Block Closed for Gritty, Hard-Edged Tale

"Paper or plastic?"

Cop Shop: Bulk, dried blood, shaved hair, ground teeth, assorted body parts and bone fragments.

'So, what's it gonna be? Are we gonna watch a good cop show tonight, or a bad cop show?'

'This will help you keep track of who's who.'

'It's a whole new twist - a straight-laced detective who does everything by the book.'

"Who, Big Sal? Sure, we were in cahoots years ago, but we fell out of cahoots."

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

Pinata Crime Scene Investigation.

'I wanted to go straight. . . but then I learned a law degree.'

Mario's Family Portraits.

Jim and Betty Noir could turn a simple trip to the post office into gripping melodrama.

"It's like 'Family Circus' meets 'The Wire,' but on a cruise ship."

"You keep changing your story, flower, so I'm gonna ask you one last time."

'Hello, Mum!'

Downtrodden Abbey

'Oh, how moving, it's a woodland burial, Dennis.'

"You understand this was just business."

'You can stop looking guys, i found it ! The PROOF is in the pudding!' A detective finds a photo, proof of a murder in a bowl of pudding.

'Of course I speak with forked tongue. I'm a lawyer!'

"Gangs Of Nude Beach"

'Testing, testing... Any better' 'Are you sure he's not wired'