Watching Cartoons Mugs

"Hollow - just as I've always suspected."

'My mom wants us to stop watching cartoons and go outside. Let's take my laptop outside and watch cartoons.'

Once Clara found the right running shoes she never lost another marathon.

Sellafield Nuclear Power plant being run by Homer Simpson

"Do you or do you not have any wool, and if so, how many bags full?"

'We checked the entire apartment and there's no sign of this 'Rapunzel' lady... Although we did find a suspicious hair. Want me to have forensics check to see if it's a match?'

"For the last time-I'm not on drugs, I'm just anime."

"As a flu precaution, the Seven Dwarfs are confining one of their own to bed..."

"The following emergency weather bulletin is brought to you by the folks at Gargantua Insurance Company. For a fast, friendly quote on coverage for your imminent natural disaster, call us, toll free..."

'He was upset about gaining weight.'

'There were seven of us - but we lost grumpy, Snoozy, Bashful and Doc in the restructuring.'

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

'This is the last time I bid on a job for the Seven Dwarfs.'

Snow White taking the seven dwarves to a pediatrician.

Eight dwarves become seven. Heart Attacky's just collapsed.

"He said if we don't let him in, he'll huff and he'll puff and he'll fill up our whole house with cigar smoke."

'And what's your baby's name Dear?'

Grumpy,sleepy,doc,dopey.

"I still want grandchildren.

'Oh - oh... Here comes his mother'

"I understand she's been training in China.''

'What do you expect Marjorie, I am a grub.'

'He's a real gun nut -- he always roots for Elmer Fudd.'

'They're going for a walk in the woods. Apparently their vichyssoise is too hot.'

"Gary, no. I got a bad feeling about her."

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

'I warned him not to get cocky. These pigs are bred specifically for boxing.'

'If there's one thing I can't stand... It's intolerance!'

Creationism Homework.

"Why, Susan, I—ha-ha-ha! Oh, God, sorry... Sorry."

'Let's make it 2 years If I can watch Cartoon Network as well.'

'This is Ferd Evergort reporting from the site of the great Battle Creek flood...'

"Kids, here I am all hooked up to this lie detector, ready to tell you all about Zapples, the exciting new breakfast cereal..."

"That's just it! She's good at everything! She gives me high good pressure."

"There's a coincidence. When your teacher rubbed my lamp, she wished for you to disappear."