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"We used to think sugar and spice were all things nice - until that was proved to be a lie put out by global food manufacturers."

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'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

"Ah yes, I know this bit...it's from the advert!"

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"Who is the fairest of them all? Well, Madame, the answer comes right after this commercial break! Stay tuned!!"

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As Seen Watching TV

"Satan's on the line, sir. He says the soul you sent doesn't look like the one in the ad."

"I love this comedy. What's it called?"

'Big-time operators are standing by....'

'Thank goodness for these commercials on the nightly news or we'd never be aware that we need all these prescription medications.'

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'I like this new alcohol labelling.'

Stephen Harper on the attack ads.

"The Closer, Cleaner, Smoother Reaper."

DRINK LAFARGE'S ALE, 'He's trying his best to balance tyhe budget.'

'...No, he can't really fly...no, the bad guys don't really have a gun...no this cereal really isn't the best food in the whole world...no, it won't make you as strong as a giant...'

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"He's a genius at product placement."

'Thank you for picking me as your ATM machine...but before I dispense your money, here's a word from Ed's Bar & Grill...'

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'I can't believe they're using my mantra to sell beer.'

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'When you caught yourself saying the repetitive never-ending TV commercials and couldn't stop doing it, you should have come to see me then!'

'Hey! -- that Maytag repairman is an impostor!'

'After nine commercials I've forgotten what film we were watching.'

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'With my marketing savvy this place would be gold.'

"It's typical cold/flu medicine, but the extra strength advertising made me buy it."

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