Watch Gazer Mugs

Wait Lifter

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

The Googler

'Now that's an afro!'

'It's a Joan Biro.'

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

The cat taught her to live life to the fullest. Which, for an indoor cat, means eat, sleep and stare out the window.

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

'I'll take it!'

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.'

'We need a product line that will stimulate our profit line.'

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

Technology and literature

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

"It's running five minutes fast."

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

Ask A Silly Question.

'They might as well sleep all day - all they do is stare at that screen.'

"Who is the fairest of them all? Well, Madame, the answer comes right after this commercial break! Stay tuned!!"

"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."

"Cushy job, corner office with a view - everything you've ever wanted is just through those windows."

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."