Watch Collecting Prints

'... And this watch comes with lifetime warranty.'

Man in boat sees clock rising in distance instead of the sun.

Dickens' Counterfeit Rolex.

'He has to be older than he looks. He uses a watch to tell time.'

Waking Up With Rooster.

'I told him he never should have bought that two-sided watch.'

"Yes, my watch costs three times your annual salary. Now you know why I can't give you a raise...my wife needs a watch, too."

Husband wondering why his watch doesn't work

"Thank goodness I was getting my share prices confused with my resting heart rate."

'I've had enough of these everlasting arguments - I say you're late!'

Repairing the Sundial's clockwork

'Yes, it's ten past.....oh, damn!'

"Why couldn't my agent get me an endorsement deal with a wrist watch maker, like every other tennis player?"

"Could you change a battery, please?"

'Just doing our job, officer - waterproof watch testing.'

'I'd like to see shock proof watches please.'

"Sorry, your watch is permanently one hour fast...how about moving to France....?"

"Remember son, you can tell your mum and dad anything, we're shockproof."

Sasq-watch: A Watch in the form of Sasquatch/Bigfoot

'The other one, Vince! Grab the other one! He's got a Rolex!'

'Either I've got bad news for you or my watch has stopped...'

Do' you have the time?'

Man Angry at Clock

"It's a Binge watch. I can't stop looking at it."

Wrist watch

"I'll miss you, Grandpa."

The hour of justice

"FYI. . . it's 3 o'clock, not episode 3."

Spiv

"Excuse me. I'm a running watch, not a watch TV and eat junk food watch."

"Is it my imagination, Moira, or has the clock stopped ticking?"

'Water resistant to 50 metres? You're resistant to six inches of bathwater.'

"I faked my orgasm."

"Notice how their eyes lit up when you stole a glance at your wristwatch?"

"It's waterproof to a hundred fathoms."