Wastewater Wizard Prints

'A lot of folks have been eating corn lately.'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

'Your resume is impressive, but next time try to shorten it from 100 pages to one.'

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

Food waste with recycling symbol

How life on Earth really got its start.

"It's my intelligence, talent and hard work that have got me to the top."

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

'You can't come in here with that.'

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

'Not only will it do the work of ten people, it will scare 40% more work out of the rest of the employees.'

Dustbin monster.

"I'm making him take a spin class."

Start the session by doing something unusual.

"Environmental Protection Agency. Scott Pruitt, Administrator."

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

'Boat Launch'

"It's just me, the algae-eater. Mind if I tidy up a bit in here?"

I got the raise

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

'McWit, did you forget to pay the gravity bill this month again?'

"I'd like you to consider some of our exciting career opportunities working for anyone else but me."

"Please help us reduce our garbage and improve our energy efficiency and our water quality. Help us to be eco-wise and-above all-to empower others."

'Call it a hunch...but I don't think he feels too confident.'

'He's a structural engineer.'

"It's times like this I wish I was ore than just an armchair plumber."

"Goodbye, masked consultant. And thanks for reducing our inefficiencies."

"As you insist everything must be in triplicate, meet my new secretaries."

'Listen to this: Each drop of water we drink may have once been in a glacier, Attila the Hun's stew, Mike Tyson's sweat, Liberace's bathwater, drool from a...'

We built your beds, planted, mulched and set up your watering system. Nice work! Here's your check. Thanks! I love gardening. Me, too!

"Oh god, here she comes again, insisting she's helping."

'It's no use Lieutenant - he's still refusing to separate his recyclables.'

"Being a 'fly on the wall' is way overrated."

'Since we programmed all of Sousa's marches into their IPOD's, production is up 27%.'