Waste Management Officer Mugs

"The council want you to have this extra bin madam. It's not for putting rubbish into through - it's just to take up any unused space in your front garden."

"You put your family in with the aluminum cans again, Mrs. Price."

'I'm afraid that from a waste separation at source point of view those cartons will have to go,'

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

The Solar System (after deregulation)

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Where does it all end up?

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

Food waste with recycling symbol

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

Litter Pick

'You must be really into recycling. Mommy says you're always talking trash.'

Nuclear waste.

"We must be entering Earth's atmosphere now...."

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

Rubbish and Everest

Daisy Diaper Service

Two 'superheros' show the discrepancy in toilet paper production.

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

"Hmm. . . Human droppings. . .!"

recycling

'You forgot the product label.'

'What it is is a giant kidney.'

Recycle or ruin the planet?

Fishing for Litter

Recycling Centre

'But we spend all our money creating toxic waste. We were hoping someone else would figure out how to detoxify it.'

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

"I think Jules is reminding Nat that each and every one of us produces four pounds of garbage each day, every day."

This is where Brent council sends you

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

'One day son, all this will be collected.'

"Son when I'm gone, all this will be yours!"