Wartime Reenactment Pillows

Bayeux Tapestry: 'Ah well, it's all part of ...'

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"Meet the scribe"

Pirate

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

"Hipsters"

Sundial Time

Warrior Woman

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Man is caught swimming on an inflable float in a moat by the knights.

"I definitely said I needed a BOLD knight."

"I'd say business was brisk."

'The knights are drawing closer'

Blue Dress

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

How Romans give each other a high five...

Sabrage!

The Use of Cavalry

"It's the battering classes"

"Is there a seamstress present?"

Beware of the Dragon

"Ooops is a bit of an understatement, don't you think Cardigan?"

Servant unscrews knight from his suit of armour.

"Greece! Greece! Greece! Every day it's the same! Just the constant Greece!"

Servant running after a couple dressed up for a fancy ball with the door-key

'Sorry Gav, it takes more than a wet shirt to look like Mr Darcy.'

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

An incident from the Eglinton Tournament, scene 2.

"Ok, boy, one more time, then I'd better get this thing back to the battlefield."

A Head-Dress in 1777

"Wait! is it 'Serve from the left, clear from the right' or the other way around?"