Wartime Imaginer Mugs

The Naval Cloud Dispeller

Sir Winston Churchill

COWMIKAZES

"Tractors, Sir - thousands of 'em!"

Kidnapping Lord Haw-Haw

"You can let that go till later, Harris."

Your Country Needs MOO!

"Would you turn off the invisible fence? My invisible friend can't get in to play."

"Don't worry. Mum and Dad think I'm just talking to my invisible friend."

Siegfried Sassoon

"Take us to Lady Gaga."

The real reason the Christmas Truce didn't last.

Get Ahead

'These days,' she says, 'nothing gets a rise out of him.'

"Mother, I'd like you to meet a member of the armed forces."

"Most of the time, war...it makes no sense. A lot of times, we'd hear artillery whistling over our heads. But really, you can't move. You just wait...and wait...until it hits...and hope it isn't hitting you."

Tea and Sugar Rationing

'Stamp auction' WW2 Victory stamps on two fingers

British patent (applied for) A Trained Dog of war Drawing the Enemy's Fire.

For the War Inventions Board. The Armoured Bayonet-curler for the Spoiling the Temper of the Enemy's Steel

'Do you want fries and a coke with this?'

"Well, thats buggered that idea"

Charles de Gaulle

"... and so, gentlemen, I have to report that, despite the not inconsiderable complications and burdens presented by the war, the income of the North American Broadcasting Company showed a net increase of two per cent."

"The luck didn't last. A shell finally got me near Batogne. Honestly, I didn't know I was injured until I reached down and found a hole in my leg. It makes you realize things."

Union Troops Foraging for Supplementary Rations in Louisiana

Young John McCain, Meet Old John McCain

"We didn't have telly in wartime, we had to make our own violence."

"It's blank because we haven't found a new war yet."

"Urgent message from Captain Sasson, sir - do you know any words that rhyme with orange?"

Man reinacts diving entry into the sea.

"Why don't you join the Army."

King George VI

'Daddy, what did you do during the post-war period?'

Mine and Countermine