Warrior At Heart Prints

Braveheart.

'Relax...what could possibly go wrong?'

William Tell Executions.

"How the heck could you forget your sword?"

Boudicca

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

Woman looking into a mirror

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast

Militant Pacifists

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

'You've had a bad day? Try being stuck in this house!'

'Thank God, no tasers in my day!'

'You're too aggressive.'

"He may be Sven the Slayer to you, but to me he's still Mr Cuddly Bun!"

'I'd have a lot more of em if it weren't' for some jerks always looking for peaceful situations.'

"The doctor will see you in a week - if you could still be ill a week on Wednesday."

"Ok, boy, one more time, then I'd better get this thing back to the battlefield."

'Lost in the Jungle I found this Buddhist retreat...'

Tai Chi vs. Chai Tea

Calm in the Face of Chaos

Axes 'R' Us Store

"Namaste! The divinity in me versus the divinity in you!"

How did that enchantment go again? Must I spell out everything for you?!

Help - "What's in it for me?"

Karate School.

'I got GI Joe Peace for my birthday.'

"Relax dear. You haven't 'put on a ridiculous amount of weight'. You've just forgotten to take off your armour."

'Democracy? I thought we were spreading love.'

Lost your helmets during the battle, huh? Who's laughing now?

"Told you we shouldn't list each other as emergence contacts."

"It's the wife - I can't even fight a war in bloody peace!"

Owl