Warrior At Heart Prints

Braveheart.

'Relax...what could possibly go wrong?'

William Tell Executions.

Boudicca

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

Woman looking into a mirror

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast

Militant Pacifists

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

'Thank God, no tasers in my day!'

'You're too aggressive.'

"He may be Sven the Slayer to you, but to me he's still Mr Cuddly Bun!"

"The doctor will see you in a week - if you could still be ill a week on Wednesday."

'I'd have a lot more of em if it weren't' for some jerks always looking for peaceful situations.'

'Lost in the Jungle I found this Buddhist retreat...'

"Ok, boy, one more time, then I'd better get this thing back to the battlefield."

Tai Chi vs. Chai Tea

Calm in the Face of Chaos

Axes 'R' Us Store

"Namaste! The divinity in me versus the divinity in you!"

Help - "What's in it for me?"

Karate School.

"It's the wife - I can't even fight a war in bloody peace!"

'Make sure he does a number two.'

'Democracy? I thought we were spreading love.'

'I got GI Joe Peace for my birthday.'

Owl

"Relax dear. You haven't 'put on a ridiculous amount of weight'. You've just forgotten to take off your armour."

War Exercise.

"Told you we shouldn't list each other as emergence contacts."

"Not to lecture, but the skull of your fallen enemy is reusable and much less wasteful."

"I looked up my symptoms on the internet and I'm worried that I might be dead."