Warranty Watchdog T-Shirts

'No, no. Steal this brand. They have a lifetime warranty.'

Hate Platforms

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

Privacy - Surveillance

'I'll take the one on the right.'

'This is just a routine check, sir - who did you vote for in the last election?'

'This is Osgood, our most essential man -- he thinks up new ways to limit warranties!'

'Closing the letter with 'Very fondly yours' seems okay but let's run it by legal, to be sure it cannot be misinterpreted as sexual harassment.'

Chained CPI

'I hate it when EVERYONE is a whistle blower.'

Wall Street In Jail

U.S Capitol Building Tank Turret

'What a bargain!'

'Loose lips sink principalships.'

Never Source

Short Memories

"That computer has a second virus protection software. . . it's my mom."

Sales company

'Maybe we can rob Peter AND Paul.'

'Herbert's security hookup lets him make sure no one took over his desk while he's on vacation.'

Big Brother

A New New World Order

The SCOTUS six

"You'll never believe what kind of bumper-to-bumper warranty this baby has."

Economy Crutch - 'Not to worry dear friends....I make these in a little shop in my basement.'

House of Commons on the TV - 'Oh no! Not more reality TV.'

National Secrecy Agency.

"Easy with the harassment. I didn't get the job yet."

Monsanto

Man reading report with safety belt on.

Attacks on Free Speech

That rant of yours about how nobody has any privacy anymore just showed up on YouTube.

"My job might be boring, but it puts food under the table."

Trolling on social media

Voting With Money