Warm Weather Worriers T-Shirts

"Global warming. Here it is December, and it feels like July."

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

I hate monday mornings.

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

The Boys of Indian Summer

'I can't sleep for thinking about global warming.'

I'D RATHER BE IN MIAMI, 'Oognik, I'd like to talk to you about your attitude...'

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

Weather reporter feels guilty every time it rains.

"We have to recognise that severe weather events are becoming more common. . ."

"I told you we should have sold last winter."

snowman hitchhiking

'Any bargains going South?' (Bird asks travel agent).

"The answer is space. I'm sending my kids to space."

"Is it always so cloudy?"

"With rain in nearly every forecast, probably because of global warming, you know what's coming...so officially, we are now News & Sports at Six."

"Hurry up and pick that lock. I'm hungry and it's freezing out here."

Miami: Home of the Miami Relatives

'Read that part again where it predicts a cold, snowy winter for the midwest...'

"With the way the weather is these days I went ahead and packed my bathing suit, sun screen and cross country skis."

"So you want to leave Germany when the Greens come to power. . . Will you take the yacht, the lear jet or should I get you a rubber dinghy?"

"I hear that march is coming in like a lineman and out like a lamb...I just wanted to be prepared."

"I'm willing to relocate ... to somewhere sunny?"

'Are you SURE we're not allowed to telecommute?'

"Well, me and my mobile igloo are off to Florida for the winter."

This is where global warming kicks in to help sales meltdown...

"Do you every worry that the world's ending and we're just sitting here waiting for brunch?"

"The weatherman said it was important to stay cool but now I've got my foot stuck in the butter."

"You might as well go on, son. I don't think they're going to call off school because of the snow storm."

People run from a falling cloud

"There's a big world out there I know nothing about. And with any luck, I never will."