Wardrobe Wonder Seeker Pillows

'This one's got a mahogany finish, easy to assemble and comes with a magical kingdom as standard.'

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"This is daring, but I like it."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

Shoe addict.

The star hunters

"And now. . . which shoes?"

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

'The body's ok, but the neck's too tight.'

Puss in Heels

Joseph and his coat

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

"At first I thought I'd hate it, but now I have to have it."

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

Choosing What To Wear.

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

'The Parkinson would be good PR, but should I wear the hair shirt or the sackcloth and ashes?'

Friendly Tie

'I went to see a personal shopper this afternoon. . . I thought I'd surprise you!'

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

Children's questions

"I'm sick and tired of black."