Wardrobe Wonder Seeker Pillows

'This one's got a mahogany finish, easy to assemble and comes with a magical kingdom as standard.'

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"This is daring, but I like it."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

Shoe addict.

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

The star hunters

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

'The body's ok, but the neck's too tight.'

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

Joseph and his coat

"At first I thought I'd hate it, but now I have to have it."

Puss in Heels

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

Choosing What To Wear.

"If Marcus Aurelius himself were standing here today, I'm sure he would agree this suit reflects perfectly your stoic sensibilities."

Children's questions

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

Tomorrow's our first eco club meeting. Yeah, I'm nervous! There are so many big issues!

'I went to see a personal shopper this afternoon. . . I thought I'd surprise you!'

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

Easter Egg

Friendly Tie