War Strategy Gamer Prints

'We must remain resolute!'

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

Putin and Zelensky

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

Little league world series of poker.

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

Some card-game puns

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

Sweep the board.

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

'How about a game of cards?'

'He's refusing to die as a protest against Inheritance Tax.'

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

Trojan Hurdler.

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

"You moved two spaced and then one space to the side? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that sure sounds illegal."

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

Sales - "Any other suggestion besides getting a bigger chart?"

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

Human Recources Management

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

Board Game Hunter

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

Tic-tac-toe

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers