War Reenactment Fan Mugs

France.

"We're following Carrot Top."

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

Best before 65 million BC.

The Da Vinci Cod

"Do you buy cars here?"

A watch face with Stonehenge

You're my Venus

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

Adult Barbershop

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

"When we asked you to paint the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, Michaelangelo, we were hoping you'd snazz it up."

Jack in the Box

'This kind of thing will never take off.'

"Another selfie, Rembrandt?"

Rembrandt's Selfies

"I'm not loitering officer, I 'm waiting for the next renaissance!"

Easter bunny Island.

England.

'Dauber Micawber'

Tea and Sugar Rationing

"Best Hamlet I've ever seen - pity the rest of the cast were doing Macbeth!"

Rest area - 12 mile.

"Whoever made fun of my hat better step forward now, or I'll turn this march around!"

Elvis' autopsy

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

'Jack Tar' Symbolises Nelson's Victory in the Battle of the Nile

"It's funny. . . I know it's the renaissance, but I keep writing dark ages on my checks!"

'Bugler! Sound the charge!' 'Can you hum the first few bars, please?'

'Yeah, Kirby, it hurts like hell, but dang if I can't stop wigglin' it.'

Thomas Wyatt

For celebrities, Orville and Wilbur Wright are awfully friendly. Yeah, they're just "plane" folks!

The first in-flight meal: "Care for some soup?"