War Memorabilia Enthusiast Pillows

Lord Kitchener

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

Monuments

'Forget what?'

Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier

"Perhaps we should take a fresh look at the methods of the much maligned Spanish Inquisition."

Oooops!

Harry Chauvel & T. E. Lawrence

Your tax $ at WAR.

French Army knife

"The British are coming. Just sayin'."

The Generals medals

'This one is for keeping all the other ones so neatly arranged.'

'What's with the cocoa tin lid?'

Ducks following a tank.

'Mess with me if you have to, son, but not with the regimental moustache!'

Mr Punch's Design for A Statue to Miss Nightingale

'I was cleaning it and it went off.'

"The Chilcot inquiry? No, this is the inquiry into what happened to the Chilcot inquiry."

In his Last Moments, A Soldier Seeks Forgiveness for his Sins (History of the Crusades).

'Committee of Public Assistance' Meeting in Occupied Holland (Propaganda Print)

"Looks like there was a mix-up. Apparently the tank we ordered went to Vinny's Joke Shop in Hoboken, New Jersey."

'It's hard to look intimidating with this feather thing going on.'

"It's soon to be listed in the National Register of Historic Military Holes in the Ground."

'I don't know what I ordered, but I think it's going to be good!'

Brads a Peloponnesian War renactor.

And I got an honorary Purple Heart for sticking myself with one of my flag pins.

For the War Inventions Board: The Shell-diverter for returning the enemy's fire.

'Grandpa, tell us again how we won the war on terror!'

The unknown soldier: war grave.

"It is a violation of air national guard policy for you to possess an AK-47 from Iraq, boy!! Do you want to suffer the consequences of bringing back a souvenir?!!"

'Here's a field can opener, you may need it to cut yourself out of your tank.'