War History Researcher Gifts

Demjanjuk.

Sir Winston Churchill

Neo-International Law

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

Israel/Palestine Conflict

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

Archival Warfare

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

'On second thought, perhaps it would look better if your hand was tucked into your jacket.'

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

Idlib, Syria - The final stage

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

'Forget what?'

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

Most valuable element.

You can't spell Afghanistan without A, G, A, I, and N.

"Pinpoint havoc, gentlemen, accuracy of mayhem. And yet our dress blues remain crisp and sharp, our hands soft and pink."

The unknown war poet.

Says here the Navy's going to be patrolling the South China Sea. It could spark a history-changing war. Google tells me the last time a Naval conflict changed history, it was the Battle of Midway. You were alive at that time. How awesome was it to already be ancient when Midway happened? I never expected a question like that from a prepubescent stooge like you. Was it as awesome as when you saw Cleopatra lose at the Battle of Actium? I see you're bringing Google's a-game today.

Bush and his exit 'strategery'

'Ignore them, Charlie. They're nothing but philistines. I liked your poetry, truly I did!'

"I'm returning home triumphant - do you need me to pick anything up?"

The Child and the Tank

Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier

The USA...

"Mr. Bush, this is Vytautas Landsbergis, in Vilnius. Guess what."

Blameless

The Jerry Scarer

'Daddy, what did you do on Armed Services Day?'

Kidnapping Lord Haw-Haw

The Red Baron meets his match.

A Rifle Competition in the North