Wannabe-superdad Prints

"I failed insemination!"

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

Food deliverer's baby.

Zorro as a child.

'Who the heck told my wife I had rights to parental leave?'

Father nursing his sick child

Runs-With-Scissors Boy - Part One

A father of three

World's Best Dad. I don't know. I thought they were with you. World's Best Mom.

All Les's dreams of stardom were coming true, and he'd only played one note.

man juggling career, home and children

As Seen On TV

'I could have been the next Neil Young, but my ol' man made me take singing lessons.'

'I think winning that last hand went to Bob's head, because he now has an entourage.'

Parenting Academy...I failed insemination.

'I don't see how you can put your profession as TV star just because you were in the crowd of Match of the Day!'

balanced life

'It's not just that he plays games all the time, it's the games he plays. He's not playing 'Guitar Hero,' he's playing 'Guitar Sidekick''.

"We do all our own parenting."

Everyone in Tinseltown deserves 15 minutes of obscurity.

"There comes a time, Little Buddy, when you have to just accept that you'll never be famous....that your life will never be adapted for television and that when you die, only five or six people will truly care."

'I'm sorry Mrs Jones, but according to these results your womb is extremely inhospitable, and your husband's sperm is gay.'

Musician sings off key while his dog can only watch,his jaws strapped together

"I found my thrill on Blueberry Hill."

Before and After Tattoos.

"Dad, I thought I told you not to dress like Justin Bieber when you pick me up from school!"

"Nothing like taking a few weeks off to spend time with the kids Eh!"

Daddy cool.

'Confessing your sins in a folk ballad was an interesting idea, Larry, but I'm afraid your singing has forced me to add one more sin to your list!'

'I love you, Mom, but I'm going to live with the Obamas now and be the first son.'

Joel's mum was very strict. . . No homework, no air guitar.

A young boy shaving

Driving School Car being Followed by Wreckers.

Parents preparing for the new school year.

I don't know. I thought they were with you. World's Best Dad. World's Best Mom.