Wannabe Philanthropists Pillows

"Sorry, I don't have any money, but I can give you some free minutes."

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

Charities should investigate whether published reports are 'Misleadingly Positive'.

Zorro as a child.

A smiling man leaning on large piggy bank.

More people working in Voluntary sector than 2010.

Runs-With-Scissors Boy - Part One

"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."

"It was Socrates, wasn't it, who said, 'The unexamined life is not worth living'?"

"My company sells military goods and information to unsavory characters around the world, and donates 100% of our profits to local charities!"

"I got my first paycheck, and now I understand why our organization is classified as a nonprofit."

"What are we doing wrong?"

'I'm freezing...The rich list is a little thin this year.'

'Your very generous charitable contribution shows up as this very slight blip right here.'

'Profit or non-profit?'

Professional Fund Riasers

This program is made possible by donations from Don and Mary Doughaberg, and from lowlifes like you who never get their names mentioned.

Take Away Wedding Cake 50p.

"It's that Silicon Valley foundation - they want to know if we'll match our grandson's $100 million donation."

"I gave on the E train."

"Well, I thought of it as an innovative economic stimulus package, but the jury insisted on calling it securities fraud!"

"And a small donation will ensure the survival of undreds of snowballs throughout the summer months..."

House building chart (like steps).

Charity mugger

"Filling up 10 cars with gas would be crazy expensive!"

Benefactor of children

How to win Genius Grants for Dummies!

"Bono is nice, and Bono cares, but I really dig Barry Manilow."

Blood Donor

"Young man, you're the only one who bothered to stop!"

Africa

'A helping hand to millions ... Ditto'

The Voluntary Sector takes a beating

Who do you think you're kidding? The cub scouts don't have a "special ops."

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