Wannabe Botanists Mugs

Dog sees venus fly trap catch a fly and copies it...

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Rose Garden

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

Roses

"I think this is the perfect place to grow a family."

"I can tell it's new because it's alive."

Dig the Garden,"Hey those Geraniums are cool."

"You must have a green thumb."

"What are you in for?"

Setting out the bedding plants was one of his few remaining pleasures,

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

Gardening new year's plans

House plants

"Remember that half-dead sansevieria you put out on the balcony back in January of 1994, pal?"

Gardener

'Turn right at the Robinia pseudoacacia, pass the garden with the salvia officinalis, cross the road when you see the stranvaesia davidinia and the pub is on the left!'

'Oh yes I talk to them all the time. Except the aspidistra. Not since the argument.'

'I SAID you'd threatened to throw them out once too often!'

"I have my green thumb, thanks to my black 'n' blue knees!"

You have the flu. Get plenty of rest and avoid lots of fluids.

"Have you got any man eating plants?"

'Be sure to ask George about his tomatoes.'

'It's my first attempt at gardening but so far I've learned...'

"Why yes, business is blooming."

'Now say after me RANUNCLACEAE.'

A windfall pear falling straight into a bag of windfall pears.

Gardening.

"You spoil that plant!"