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Meanwhile, in Scheduling...

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

Introducing Piza Island.

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

Off to see the world

"Wow - Heavy, man"

Mother CareBaby Gap

Excess Baggage: Airline CEO's should be forced to work at the check-in counter explaining those hated add-on fees to passengers.

'Ideally, I'd like a ticket to where ever my luggage is going.'

Rainbow/Horizon

'We have a clerical special to St Croix amd St Thomas...'

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

Souvenirs

Freddie's water

Bath Abbey

The Island Of Lost Luggage.

'Well, you heard wrong -- Zen Buddhism doesn't have a Missouri Synod.'

Travellers

"Holy water, holy water...."

"Free why-fi.”

Dollywood...Nirvana... 'I'm lost.'

Lost aliens checking their map.

'Are we broke yet?'

"Well, I finally found God. ... God is really good at Trivial Pursuit."

'Mom, I hate camping! I can't even get a cell signal!' 'Well, sweetie, if we'd known you were going to be unhappy, we'd have sent you to Paris instead.' 'Really?' 'Did I say Paris? I meant a convent living with nuns.'

'Maybe you just weren't cut out for enlightenment.'

"I never watch the safety demo. If we crash, they'll just save me."

"Travel changed me."

"I know you wanted to go to Paris, Dear, but Spitzbergen has a GREAT exchange rate!"

Backpacker

'My travel app has some amazing photos...'

"David's a compulsive rambler"