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Meanwhile, in Scheduling...

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

Introducing Piza Island.

Off to see the world

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

"Wow - Heavy, man"

'There is no past. No future. Only the present, which is changing every instant. Time is merely an illusion. Got it?'

Mother CareBaby Gap

Excess Baggage: Airline CEO's should be forced to work at the check-in counter explaining those hated add-on fees to passengers.

'Ideally, I'd like a ticket to where ever my luggage is going.'

Rainbow/Horizon

'We have a clerical special to St Croix amd St Thomas...'

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

Travellers

'Well, you heard wrong -- Zen Buddhism doesn't have a Missouri Synod.'

Souvenirs

Freddie's water

"Free why-fi.”

"Holy water, holy water...."

Bath Abbey

The Island Of Lost Luggage.

Dollywood...Nirvana... 'I'm lost.'

"I know you wanted to go to Paris, Dear, but Spitzbergen has a GREAT exchange rate!"

"I never watch the safety demo. If we crash, they'll just save me."

Lost aliens checking their map.

"Travel changed me."

'Mom, I hate camping! I can't even get a cell signal!' 'Well, sweetie, if we'd known you were going to be unhappy, we'd have sent you to Paris instead.' 'Really?' 'Did I say Paris? I meant a convent living with nuns.'

'Are we broke yet?'

'Maybe you just weren't cut out for enlightenment.'

"He's mad at God."

"Well, I finally found God. ... God is really good at Trivial Pursuit."

Backpacker

'My travel app has some amazing photos...'