Wand-wielding Stylist Mugs

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

Airport Security. Just pass the wand over them, Ernie. Keep your "abracadabras" to yourself.

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

'I love these afternoon jam sessions.'

Doulton Canada Geese

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

'Wow - My kind of man.'

Christmas Socks

Trying on boots

Medusa at the hair stylists.

'It's up to you son.... A haircut or a flea collar.'

"I used to be a racer: Giving people joy-rides is really really boring..."

If clothes make the man make sure yours don't make you into a twat.

The Diet Fairy is here to grant you three dishes. . . as long as they're under 350 calories each.

'You need a new bobbin.'

"That's a nasty cavity. That is why it is so important to brush your hair."

Lion with hair straighteners.

Trampoline Roller Paint

Could you make me look a little bit more 'cowy'?

'I'm here to test the magic 8-ball.'

Do you think Ryan Beardsley would like me more if I highlighted my hair? Maybe -

'I think you'd look pretty good in a bun.'

Frank P. Newton, Gold Medalist, X-Treme Games VII, Comb-Over competition.

Medusa plaits her hair

"Perfect."

The Last Perm.

The Urban Utility Belt

"Aren't you worried that I may be a serial killer..?"

Man with hair like guitar strings

Man with curly moustache and eyebrows.

'This gives us a more homely feeling than cubicles.'