Wall Street Watchdog T-Shirts

Wall Street lights the American Dream on fire while citizens try to burn Wall Street.

"Good boy."

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

XYZ Inc, putting a folksy, human face on unfettered corporate greed for over 50 years.

'The reason I like this guy's stock picks is, he's not burdened by having any experience in finance whatsoever.'

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

TPP - Investor State Dispute Settlement

'...and this time Gerald, don't refer to the RBS as the Ripoff Bonus Scheme!'

Jumping Wall Street.

"What's wrong, boy? Has Google's stock gone down?!"

"Don't worry! He's totally changed..."

Corporate Greed.

'Don't mind him. He gets this wa every time they start talking about the inverse relationship between bond yields and prices.'

'I don't know about you, but I really don't like the look of that yield curve.'

World Financial Mafia

'A few days away from those sharks on Wall Street will make all the difference.'

US Economy: 'Wow! What a beautiful sight!'

Shares Nosedive

'I'll fix the problem... you fix the blame.'

Wall Street has a one way arrow upwards.

'We have to be forthright with the public. We have to have their confidence. We have to convince them we're working for the common good. Then we can invade their privacy.'

Humpty Dumpty on Wall Street.

"Today opened as November 10, 1987, swung wildly to March 7, 1996, and closed as December 5, 1902."

'Don't blame me, turkey - I've never been near Wall Street.'

The World Pharmaceutical Corporation

Illustration on the problem of money that is given to charities ending up in the hands of governments.

Insecurity hits Wall Street

"The accounting change that contributed most to the quarter was adding three zeros to the revenue number."

"Hi, I'm Bob Darrel. I'm here to perform the audit of your books. Don't mind the vultures. They follow me everywhere."

Spare a few billion

Nasty, Shady, and Gruesome equal Massive potential profits