'My advice is: Hold on to your stock so you can look back at this and laugh.'
Wall Street Observer Prints
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'The 'insourcing' will go ahead and some jobs will be off to Leeds or Manchester, but I think I'll be safe...'
'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'
"Would you relax? They never look up."
"That one shows our office cliques."
I was thinking about the implications of your brave effort last week to unionize. I didn't really. I was role-playing. Whatever. Do you realize the demise of unions has coincided with a massive decline in the middle class? What? I'm helping chickens cross a road on my iPhone. I'm taking about the income gap! Talkin' 'Bout the Income Gap is sponsored by: The makers of signs, placards, and other protest equipment.
'The reason I like this guy's stock picks is, he's not burdened by having any experience in finance whatsoever.'
Jumping Wall Street.
"Maybe our beloved founder is trying to tell us something."
"What's wrong, boy? Has Google's stock gone down?!"
Tempest in a Teapot
'Stocks dropped on the news that governments can fool some people come of the time,but not all the people all of the time.'
"Victims of out-sorcery."
"Goodbye, Cruikshank. We leave you to contemplate the wisdom of messing with big dog!"
'Dow, Jones, Russell & Nikkei - Leading economic indicators.'
'Don't mind him. He gets this wa every time they start talking about the inverse relationship between bond yields and prices.'
'I don't know about you, but I really don't like the look of that yield curve.'
Euro against the Dollar.
Wall Street lights the American Dream on fire while citizens try to burn Wall Street.
US Economy: 'Wow! What a beautiful sight!'
Wall Street has a one way arrow upwards.
The Red Carpet
Man has a seatbelt and 'calm down tablets' to watch the world news.
V-O Day
'A few days away from those sharks on Wall Street will make all the difference.'
Bribes.
'Get out there and keep your job!'
Shares Nosedive
Frankly, it’s too grim for a comedy, and too silly for a tragedy.
Exchange Rate.
'Rabner is tops in customer retention.'
'...need to design something to bridge the generation gap.'
'...But the good news is your old Enron stock has become a high-priced collectible!'
'Just this once, but I want a piece of the action.'
Humpty Dumpty on Wall Street.
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