Wall Art Collector Prints

Graffiti Forever!

Great Chinese Dynasties

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Children's artwork exhibition.

Use your imagination.

'With my parents out of the house, I can finally start my long awaited mural project.'

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

"Caricatures $20"

"My wife commissioned a portrait of me."

Museum. Hours. You're donating your collection of pre-Columbian art? Yes! What's Mayan is yours!

Art Gallery.

"He's an abstract artist."

Texturing the Walls

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

'It's a giant inkblot on loan from the psychiatrist who owns the unit next door.'

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

"I read 'Art News.'"

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

Tommy, Math quiz. It's one of his earliest pieces.

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

'...The good news is the Guggenheim has offered $2,500,000 for our chart.'

'I'm very proud of my El Gecko.'

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

17th Century Anonymous Dutch Paintings Museum: Formerly 'Rembrandt Museum'.

"You like it? It’s from the MoMA Store!"

"It's a forgery―and a recent one, too."

'It's nice but will it be a hedge against inflation.'