Walking Wonder Mugs

'I can't understand why I don't lose weight.. I walk five miles a day.'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

Injured backpacker.

Dance.

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after 3 children all day"

"Now we're really in trouble!!! It's the Power Walking Dead!!!"

A "Park and Walk" near New York City.

"I had half a date last weekend."

"Why did we get a Cheetah? They need so much walking."

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1, 273, 426 steps."

Dog Walker

"So your agent doesn't like your lawyer, and your PlR. people don't like your manager. They all like you."

Soho walking society

Matins 10 AM Open Pulpit

"Something light and fluffy."

'You have a lot of nerve just waltzing in here!'

Lollies

"I just think we should eat a lot more ice cream for dessert to battle global warming."

Book and magician

"It's alright for you - I'm a fictional character."

"I'm not criticizing, Frank. I just don't consider 'relationships are built on trust' an epiphany."

Pedestrian parking only.

'If you've got a problem with the way I run things around here, take it up with my nanny.'

"We should be careful, where there's a baby Pope the mother can't be far away."

"Awesome, yes - but what's the point? I mean, aside from the travel reward points."

"What do you suggest for someone who has been everywhere?"

AL'S GYM, 'We're going to make a new man of you!', 'Will he have new credit cards?'

"I shamble five miles every day."

'You need more exercise Mrs Pilchard. Why don't you take my dog for his walk?'

'I asked my doc for a diet plan and it works great - thanks to his usurious bills, I can't afford a car or taxis and that's why I'm losing weight by walking!'

"Nice try, but I saw you put your fitness tracker on the dog this morning."

'Are you the opposite sex, or am I?'

"To what do you attribute your longevity."