Walker Warrior Mugs

"Agnes is so crushing on him."

"You wish I was making kissy sounds! My walker needs oiling!"

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"This feels like an accomplishment."

On the back of the t-shirt...

Muscles

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

Exercise Class

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Travelling

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

Running

The only way to see the world is to see the world

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

Neighbor Leaf Wars

Motor Tourism

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

Heading off with a packed bag

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

Keep Fit.

Airport

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming