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WALK FOR NO REASON

"A little help, please."

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

Public footpath on a desert island.

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

"Do you guys want to go for a walk?"

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

Tiptoe through the tulips with me!

'Mac, I told you last week a collar and a tag aren't enough - there's a leash law in this town.'

"Thanks for getting me out of the house."

"We're looking for a 5000 step walk."

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"Yeah, going to the dog park is good, but I must prefer a more intimate walk with my Master..."

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1, 273, 426 steps."

Dog Walker

"Now we're really in trouble!!! It's the Power Walking Dead!!!"

The question is, where does want to go for a walk end and need to go for a walk begin? Existentialist dogs.

Soho walking society

How did that enchantment go again? Must I spell out everything for you?!

"I'm not criticizing, Frank. I just don't consider 'relationships are built on trust' an epiphany."

Pedestrian parking only.

"My wife has been walking five miles a day. I think she's somewhere in the middle of Pennsylvania now."

"These chilly autumn afternoons remind me of what a witch you can be."

"Agnes is so crushing on him."

Don't worry! It's within walking distance.

"I shamble five miles every day."

"We should be careful, where there's a baby Pope the mother can't be far away."

'You need more exercise Mrs Pilchard. Why don't you take my dog for his walk?'

Honey, I'm going for a walk...

Owl

'I can't understand why I don't lose weight.. I walk five miles a day.'

Astronaut sneezing.

Old Geriatric Hitchhiker holding a sign saying 'Last Fling',

"Nice try, but I saw you put your fitness tracker on the dog this morning."

"I'm sure we've met before... don't tell me your name... don't tell me..."