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WALK FOR NO REASON

"A little help, please."

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

Public footpath on a desert island.

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

"Do you guys want to go for a walk?"

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

'Mac, I told you last week a collar and a tag aren't enough - there's a leash law in this town.'

Tiptoe through the tulips with me!

"We're looking for a 5000 step walk."

"Thanks for getting me out of the house."

"Yeah, going to the dog park is good, but I must prefer a more intimate walk with my Master..."

"Now we're really in trouble!!! It's the Power Walking Dead!!!"

China Launches Lunar Rover

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1, 273, 426 steps."

Dog Walker

Soho walking society

"I'm not criticizing, Frank. I just don't consider 'relationships are built on trust' an epiphany."

Pedestrian parking only.

"My wife has been walking five miles a day. I think she's somewhere in the middle of Pennsylvania now."

"We should be careful, where there's a baby Pope the mother can't be far away."

Honey, I'm going for a walk...

Owl

'I can't understand why I don't lose weight.. I walk five miles a day.'

"Agnes is so crushing on him."

Old Geriatric Hitchhiker holding a sign saying 'Last Fling',

"Nice try, but I saw you put your fitness tracker on the dog this morning."

'You need more exercise Mrs Pilchard. Why don't you take my dog for his walk?'

Astronaut sneezing.

"I shamble five miles every day."

"These chilly autumn afternoons remind me of what a witch you can be."

I'll try searching 'Disabled Dining'.

Colin the alien helps to free frapped lunar buggy.