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'Our back issues of magazines don't go back this far. Have you tried your doctor's waiting room?'

'Age please sir?' - 'You mean now, or when I first got here?'

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

"Because we dismissed his original self-diagnosis, he wants to give us his second opinion."

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'

'I suppose the word 'patient' is used because that's what you have to be!'

Medical Center.

'You think you have it rough. Try organizing a waiting room.'

'The doctor will be right with you shortly, he's finishing medical school.'

"The doctor says Tia Carmen is resting now...he's encouraging all family visitors to go home. We'll see you back here tomorrow."

"Please fill out these forms. We don't need them for anything, but you're making me nervous staring at your watch."

'Dr. Bone's first opening for a new patient is 2 months from now. Will that work for you?'

'This is taking longer than my stay in hospital!'

'I'll take #1.'

'I think you'll find that I'm next. . .'

"Actually, I didn't become dizzy and nauseous until I started inhaling the scent strips in the waiting room magazines."

'I believe you were first.'

I'm only a part-time waiter, I'm really an actor.

'Tell the doctor I'll be with him in another page and a half.'

'Have I been waiting long? Well, I guess so. I was forty three years old when I came in.'

"Well, if you want my blood pressure lower don't keep waiting two hours to see you."

"Sorry about the long wait, but good news. Other than long waits in waiting rooms, I can't find any other causes for your irritability."

"The lines are a bit slow today...so here's something to help pass the time!"

"The doctor would like to know if anyone else out here needs surgery before he puts his stuff away."

"You appear to have caught that bug that's been going around my waiting room."

"When did we switch from magazines to musical instruments?"

"I've been waiting here so long I think I'm cured."

'Can't read this one either. Think anyone would mind if I just rolled around in them?'

"Wake up, RIP. The doctor will see you now."

'Well, good morning Mr. Daniel, have a seat in our waiting room.'

"Fill out the form and have a seat in the waaait... waaait... waiting room."

You'd think fro the cost of an appointment, the doctor could afford current magazines!

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