Waiting Room Observer Pillows

'If this doctor can't keep up with the latest magazines, how can he keep up with the latest medical journals?'

Surgeon finds a doohickey on the patient's thingamabob.

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

"Because we dismissed his original self-diagnosis, he wants to give us his second opinion."

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'

Teddy queuing for the Bathroom

'Whatever it is, you've got it bad and that ain't good.'

'I suppose the word 'patient' is used because that's what you have to be!'

Medical Center.

'The doctor will be right with you shortly, he's finishing medical school.'

'You think you have it rough. Try organizing a waiting room.'

"The doctor says Tia Carmen is resting now...he's encouraging all family visitors to go home. We'll see you back here tomorrow."

"Please fill out these forms. We don't need them for anything, but you're making me nervous staring at your watch."

'Dr. Bone's first opening for a new patient is 2 months from now. Will that work for you?'

'This is taking longer than my stay in hospital!'

'I think you'll find that I'm next. . .'

"Actually, I didn't become dizzy and nauseous until I started inhaling the scent strips in the waiting room magazines."

'I'll take #1.'

'Tell the doctor I'll be with him in another page and a half.'

'Have I been waiting long? Well, I guess so. I was forty three years old when I came in.'

"Sorry about the long wait, but good news. Other than long waits in waiting rooms, I can't find any other causes for your irritability."

"Well, if you want my blood pressure lower don't keep waiting two hours to see you."

"The lines are a bit slow today...so here's something to help pass the time!"

"Of course I'm no expert. But I still think it's: 'Sniff butt, bury bone. Sniff butt, bury bone...'"

"The doctor would like to know if anyone else out here needs surgery before he puts his stuff away."

"You appear to have caught that bug that's been going around my waiting room."

"Trust me, this place is worth the wait."

"Oh, here's the problem. He's got a doohickey on his thingamabob."

"When did we switch from magazines to musical instruments?"

"I've been waiting here so long I think I'm cured."

Top 10 things to worry about in 2020.

"Fill out the form and have a seat in the waaait... waaait... waiting room."

You'd think fro the cost of an appointment, the doctor could afford current magazines!

'Well, good morning Mr. Daniel, have a seat in our waiting room.'