Waiting On Tables Daydreamer Gifts

"Well, Clive, what I REALLY want to do it wait on tables."

Man at desk has a desk tray labeled "In one ear,' and another labeled "Out the other."

"For the last time - do not call me when I'm pretending to work."

"Get dressed and sculpt something already."

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

I'm only a part-time waiter, I'm really an actor.

'My building doesn't allow pets. Do you think the teacher will buy it if I tell her dust bunnies ate my homework?'

Slam Dunking the Outtray

True Loves

"There's a less crowded and more attractive beach at the newly renovated, moderately priced Hotel del Mar, in nearby . . ."

Humble beginnings of the International House of Pancakes

No Action Comics

"Oh, him? He's BORED CERTIFIED."

' Well..She did it to me again.'

We're looking for someone who has their own desk, computer, fax, smart phone, copier, and customer list.

Waiter: 'Here you are ma'am.Your Walled-off salad.' a waiter serving a woman a Waldorf salad surrounded by a brick wall

"He was almost caught up to the 90's."

"This family who came with the frame made it clear they want no contact with me."

Outer Cuteness vs. Inner Cuteness

"You'll notice it's the same list as last year. Let's try a little harder this time."

At the Olympic qualifiers for staring out the window

Through the Looking Glass - The Knight's Song

"What am I making for dinner tonight?"

'It's Saturday, and it's my God given right to lie around, star at the clouds, daydream about the new guy in my class. . .'

"Don't disturb Daddy. He's busy visualizing unparalleled success in the business world and, by extension, a better life for us all."

Angler dreams of the fish he thinks he's caught, unaware of his actual catch...an octopus.

'We've found life as we know it on other planets. All creatures have cars that break down when they're late for a meeting.'

"Back row, day-dreaming, never put his hand up, that was your Dad."

"Valentine’s Day is my favorite holiday! Let's light some candles, take a bubble bath, and talk about the future." "Things a woman will never hear in her lifetime - #14"

How's the sweater coming along?

"That one looks like... never mind it changed. That one kind of looks like... never mind, it also changed. That one... never mind."

I'd rather be at home chewing on a bone

'Robert, wake up! You're sleep hunting again!'

Ryan Beardsley is a deadbeat. Why are you stuck on him? I'm not stuck. He leads the good life by sponging off the raise and avoiding work. I didn't know that! How cools that he's a man of leisure!

'That's your only wish -- that the all could be California girls?'