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"I keep having this terrible nightmare, that I'm really a legal secretary with a Wagner fixation."

Valkyrie.

'I'll call you after the Ring Cycle.'

Alberich an the Rhinemaidens

"Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention for fifteen hours?"

Hunding

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

Alberich jumps in the Rhine

Rhinemaidens ascend

Mime and invisable Alberich

Brunhilda

Freia the apple goddess

Hagen

Wotan with eye patch

Senta jumps into the sea

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

Alberich steals the gold

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

"I've been reading a book of famous quotations. It's amazing how many are by a famous Greek named Anonymous."

Flosshilde- Intended for 'Das Rheingold'

'Quotes, woof, woof, woof, woof, closed quotes.'

Frog Prince thinks: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horsefly.'

'That's nothing...I've been told my wig takes fifteen years off me.'

Angela Merkel

'Please restore all toupees to upright position.'

Ginger God

Siegfried and the dragon

Lancelot put to the Test.

"But first, if it please the court, Brunnhilde's farewell to Siegfried from 'Gotterdammerung.'"

Flying Dutchman

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

Captain

Brunhilde

"Now be honest, does it make me look younger?"

"Son, talk loudly and carry a big shtick.