Wages Clerk Pillows

'It makes me sick!'

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Out and In.

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

'You don't have to be a boring bastard to work here but it helps.'

"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."

Check zombies.

"So...do you have a job now?"

"Where can I find the lefts?"

Business cartoon about an incentive to complete the paperwork.

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

'And this is the computer that sends out our final demands.'

"Who's the idiot who filed Phil under F?"

'No, I'm afraid we don't have calendars in dog-years.'

'Lou you have never gotten comfy with spreadsheets, have you?'

"Your receipt is also available in a choice of colors."

"Which of you knows how to operate the paper shredder?"

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' BW

'We couldn't give away black-and-white TVs until we started advertising them as having 'non multi-color capability'.'

"Are you sending emails or ZZZ mails?"

After years of working in an office without a door, Doug was moved to a door without an office.

'I hope it's fixed soon. I miss the convenience and friendly beep.'

Sue's job involved a certain amount of paperwork.

'Actually, we were hoping you could loan some money to us.'