Wagering Wizard Mugs

Cab drivers betting on a game of tennis in the park.

'Don't put any money on him. I saw him placing a bet on the favourite.'

Betting machines

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

'What do you want first - The bad news or the even badder news?'

Profit

'Please remember that these figures could be off as much as two dollars.'

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

"I know other hospitals are worried about the superbug, but ours is the only one that understands the accounts system."

'I think I know what the problem is!'

"They've given me the Lion's share of budgetary constraints."

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

"Remember, money is only a tool - to make more money."

'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'

'... And this is Goldsmith, our futures consultant.'

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

"When was the last time you exercised something other than a purchase option?"

'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'

"My accountant is brilliant - he has just had a loophole names after him!"

Piggy bank #5: carrying (colour).

'Brilliant, Prof.Brainstorm. Any fool can come up with a new product, you've come up with a new tax break.'

'Does it bother you that we have all the money?'

Aggressive growth fund loses money shorting gold.

'The golden eggs are great... but I need you to lay a golden parachute.'

Money exchange

Saving for College.

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

"What's wrong, boy? Has Google's stock gone down?!"

'And this is my strategic money reserve.'

Wealth Juggler.

wealth investment

'Excellent job, Fenwick, especially the part where you employ Magic Realism to fudge third-quarter earnings!'

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

'Don't worry dear, I made a bundle shorting your failing financial services company'